50 tips on being an asshole

To add to the last comment, i hate it when regulars pull you aside and expect you to have a five minute conversation with them during a dinner rush. These are people waiting on you, not animals! Finally, after all this shit, the bitch gives me a 2 dollar tip. You whip out your tip calculator on your cell phone. I speak three languages, have taught English in Argentina for 1. You are not one of these people. Let me give you a Cube Reading, mainly because I want your Bad Assness Awareness!

A lady wanted a delivery and called back yelling at me for not giving her any forks and how she supposed to eat with her bare hands. Maybe the guy is just really bad at math. Then two hours later- and five minutes before it closes- you finally want to order food. To address the main point: